There was a College Football game last night, and it was an ACC game, and baseball was on, and that show “FlashForward,” so none of you probably even knew it happened. Well, what happened was an upset! You missed a fuckin’ upset because you were watching “FlashForward” you nerd! You should have turned on ESPN, where College Football lives!
The Tar Heels (5-4, 1-3 Atlantic Coast Conference) got their first conference win after forcing a fumble by Ryan Williams at his own 24 with 2:02 left and turning it into the winning drive.
The Hokies (5-3, 3-2), who until losing to No. 11 Georgia Tech 12 days ago were in the national championship picture, lost their second straight.
So yeah, you missed that. You just HAD to watch “FlashForward,” didn’t you. The entire world blacked out and saw their future! When I black out, I see nothing, because I do it right. And when I wake up, it’s usually in an alley and I don’t know where I am or how I got there, so it’s kind of like time travelling. So there ya go, binge drinking = time traveling. Remember that, kids.