Sometimes I post stories so non-newsworthy that people wonder why I’m doing it. I’ll tell you why. It’s usually because I either think the non-news story contains a girl who’s hotness is worthy of getting a post, or it’s because I post something so annoying I just feel a need to make fun of it.
This is one of those things I just have to make fun of. People Magazine so bravely reports:
the British-born actor says of his costar, “She’s a unique girl. You really don’t meet many people like Kristen.”
Oh screw off you British tool. Go buy a comb while you are at it ya goddamned hippie. This girl is only unique in the fact that she possesses the personality of a lebodomized goat and she always looks stoned.
I really hope that motorcycle from the picture above is a) moving at 70 mph there and b) headed for a concrete wall with spikes in it.
These two idiots must be stopped.