Aw Crap, The Yankees Won

November 5, 2009


The Yankees phinally phinished oph the Phillies last night, much to the dismay of the entire world’s population, except for those few with “Pompadour” hairstyles.


Hot Words! Thursday October 4th!

November 4, 2009
hot words!

Do I actually know what's going on in the world? Let's find out!

1. brandon patch….who the hell is this?
2. sesame street 40th anniversary…kids still love it!
3. honda skydeck concept …not sure, but sounds cool!
4. carly fiorina…probably a mean bitch! 
5. csco…Canadian Shoe Carving Organization? 
6. carrie prejean tape…yes, please!   
7. tropical storm ida…not in my neck of the woods, so no big deal! 
8. casino denies man 166 million jackpot…wtf?
9. tim floyd…the former USC Hoops coach broke up a fight in a casino.  
10. buggery…not sure what it is…but I hope it involves porn!

50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years

November 3, 2009

A Real Clunker!

BusinessWeek’s take on the 50 Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 years

You’ll see a Lambourghini SUV that made the list (pictured below.) That thing was built in 1986, and if you ask me, it looks like some of the stuff coming out today.  Therefore, the design was ahead of its time, and therefore should be taken off the list and put in my driveway.

Lamborghini LM002

Still not a great design or anything, but a lot better than some of the other shit that’s been put out there by other manufacturers.  Ahem, Ford in the 90’s, I’m lookin’ at you.

College Football Top 25 Overview for Oct. 31st

October 29, 2009
FSU gals

Your faces? Not on my site ladies!

I figured it would be good to keep all my loyal followers updated on what all the relevant teams in College Football are doing this week.  It’s that time of year when so much is going on, between Halloween, the World Series, College Basketball and the NBA starting up and the weather getting shitty thereby causing severe depression, forcing you to lock yourself in a darkened room and masturbate to POV porn all day…kids can tend to get distracted and forget about whats going on in ol’ College Football. 

It looks like only two decent games are going on…Georgia-Florida and Texas-Oklahoma State (sans Dez “Rangs ‘n Thangs” Bryant.)

See?  I’m here to help.  Now add me to your favorites list.

florida gators taunt georgia bulldogs

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October 27, 2009