Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian and Her Big Boobs are House Hunting

November 5, 2009


In more news that is sure to annoy you more than inform you, Kim Kardashian and her giant breasts are house-hunting along with their boyfriend Reggie Bush, who tries to play football for the New Orleans Saints.

Inside sources tell me they are looking for a place that will match their collective talents, restricting their search to Compton, Harlem, Topeka Kansas and Afghanistan.


And Now, To Make Up For My Last Post…

November 5, 2009

bar-rafaeli-sexyThe amazing Bar Rafaeli.

I’m sorry about the Mariah Carey thing.  I’ll try to minimize the fat-people-in-bikini pictures from here on out, but I had a chance to insult someone that annoys me….and sometimes that urge is just so hard to resist. 

Now, back to this glorious woman! Oh the things I’d do to you if I could do you…in the 2?

Save the Whales!

November 5, 2009

1257428506_carey-beach-290Mariah Carey doesn’t like being called fat, so I hope she doesn’t stumble across this website and notice that I just called her a beached whale. 

I have a feeling she won’t.  Computers are nearly impossible to use when you are fully submerged in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

No News Here, Just One Hot Chick

November 4, 2009


As evidenced by this picture, Brooklyn Decker  is incredibly gorgeous.  We’re talkin’ huge cans, a beatiful face, long blonde hair and a wonderful fiance.  JUST KIDDING SHE’S ENGAGED TO MOTHERFUCKING ANDY RODDICK PROVING THAT NOTHING IS FAIR IN THIS WORLD EVER. EVER!!

Hopefully she divorces this balding, underachiever tennis (YES TENNIS!) player for a tall, handsome WordPress blogger who creepily types about her big tits and pretty hair from afar.  

See, clearly no real news about her.  If you want news on this girl, try and find some.  I dare you.  BREAKING NEWS: Brooklyn Decker Hot.  Still. 

That’s about all you’ll find, son.  

Dammit, It’s Halloween. Where are all the Sluts?

November 3, 2009
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Fucking Lame.

So some celebrities dressed up for Halloween. Wow.  Big fuckin’ deal.  Not one of these idiots dressed up like a hot slut, so frankly I’m pissed and not quite sure why I’m even linking it. 

What is it with celebrities having such shitty, uninventive costumes, anyway?  I’ve seen more intricate and thoughtful designs put together in Alabama, and they don’t even possess sewing kits, let alone imaginations.

Now, here’s my idea what every able-bodied girl should dress like on Halloween:


Very Nice, Minus the "I'm Pooping Myself" Facial Expression

I Hate Finding this Woman Attractive

November 2, 2009

Annoying, yet attractive

Kim Kardashian is annoying, but she’s also hot.  Meaning:  That’s a hate-fuckin.

British Girl with Huge Cans Makes Wordpress Blog

October 30, 2009

Sophie Reade: Giant Breasts + Whipped Cream

Slow news day here, which usually means girls with giant breasts get an opportunity to shine in my amazing little corner of the internet.

This girl, Sophie Reade, is British and has huge cans.  “Oi’d loike to stick moy willay in butween those knockahs, eh?”  Probably the worst British imitation ever, but that’s what I’d say if I were British.  That along with “Oi’d loike to dip my tea ‘n crumpets onto er head!”