No News Here, Just One Hot Chick

November 4, 2009

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As evidenced by this picture, Brooklyn Decker  is incredibly gorgeous.  We’re talkin’ huge cans, a beatiful face, long blonde hair and a wonderful fiance.  JUST KIDDING SHE’S ENGAGED TO MOTHERFUCKING ANDY RODDICK PROVING THAT NOTHING IS FAIR IN THIS WORLD EVER. EVER!!

Hopefully she divorces this balding, underachiever tennis (YES TENNIS!) player for a tall, handsome WordPress blogger who creepily types about her big tits and pretty hair from afar.  

See, clearly no real news about her.  If you want news on this girl, try and find some.  I dare you.  BREAKING NEWS: Brooklyn Decker Hot.  Still. 

That’s about all you’ll find, son.  

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