A Hockey Halloween: Racists and Hotties

November 4, 2009

Girl on the Right? Yes, Please.


Patrick Kane (right) debuting his 2nd brilliant PR move of the year.

Yahoo! Sports has some funny/racist/hot pictures of Halloween costumes  that were all related to the NHL in one way or another.

The first picture comes from a St. Louis Blues game, and I want to thank the brunette on the right for attending.  My newly soiled keyboard and monitor will never think of me the same as a result of your excellent fashion sense.

The second picture are a couple Blackhawks players, Adam Burish and Patrick Kane.  Kane, as we all know from this summer, helped assault a cabbie in his hometown with his hick cousin.  I guess he thought it’d be smart to top it off by painting himself black and dressing as Scottie Pippen for Halloween.

I don’t necessarily condemn Kane for this as it’s all in good fun, but it just shows how much of a dumbass he is for doing it after the incidents that haunted him no more than 6 months ago.  The media is very sensitive, and therefore, he himself shouldn’t have done it.

One more thing, if Dustin Byfuglien, a black teammate of Kane’s, dressed up in whiteface as Luc Longley  or something and joined in with Kane, then this all would have been seen as universally funny by the media. 

Now here’s another hot broad:


Semin Comes Back in Lineup…Pops All Over Flyers

October 28, 2009

Semin Always Finds a Way to Score

The Caps improved to 7-2-2 and are in first place after Alex Semin’s powerful shots busted all over the Flyers.

Alexander Semin(notes) returned from a two-game absence with a tiebreaking goal and two assists, Jose Theodore(notes) stopped Darroll Powe’s(notes) penalty shot later in the third period, and the Capitals came back to beat the Flyers 4-2 Tuesday night.

I like hockey, and I will probably post a decent amount on the sport, but expect a guaranteed hockey post when Alexander Semin has a big night on the ice. 

Why? Because he’s my favorite player?  No. Because I am a Caps fan? No…It’s  because his last name is one letter off from being “Semen,” and that gives me an opportunity to make a joke about it.  An awful, terrible, juvenile joke.  But that’s what this site is all about.